(Copied from LJ) XD. He is saying that the government is after us all. He wants to break my nose and shove an egg up there. I am highly amused.

My new Walkman kicks ass.

I think thats all, but I can make something up if anyone is bored...

Today I rode a pony. Fuck that was a lie. *shrug*

I'm sitting here drinking grape drink because my cousin says it is made up of mostly carbonated water...and the government hasn't put cameras in it.

Apparently Usher is a government official, Britney Spears is a government whore (XD) and Orlando Bloom is with the government.

The government are trying to make Sum 41 join them.

Simple Plan speak french so the government can't communicate with them..

Green Day is safe...

Jordan (my cousin) is trying to communicate with the government through my computer.

I must go.

I <3 you all

<333,
Devon